Being a Cashier is Dangerous Work

I painted my nails for this occasion.

So there I was, taking a $100 bill from a customer when all the sudden my leg goes on auto-pilot and slams the money drawer without waiting for my hand to be out of the way. Luckily, my middle finger is so much chubbier than my other fingers... obviously... or else I would have a bruise across all of them.

Have you ever noticed all the color stages bruises go through? Well, if you had a bruise on your finger you'd notice.